Kelly Jones, frontman of Welsh rock megastars Stereophonics, has been fined and cautioned after taking a leak in the middle of the road outside the Camden Barfly last week. The wallet- whipping £80 fine could have been avoided if Mr. Jones had avoided using his Family- sized mouth a little too much. He recalls, "I said to the copper, 'You telling me you never had a piss in the street?' To which the policeman replied that he didn't think the residents of Camden would appreciate this course of action. In return Jones said "I know that. That's why I live in Fulham." What a classy guy.